Fuuuuuuuuck

"Jonathan Harper" (jbh) 09/25/2013 at 08:55 • Filed to: Fuckups

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Gonna need a lawyer for this one. Dammit.

Jayhawk Jake > Jonathan Harper 09/25/2013 at 08:59

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What car is that and what multiple of the speed limit was it doing?

Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger > Jonathan Harper 09/25/2013 at 08:59

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What are you in? Cause it looks very fast.

archovist > Jonathan Harper 09/25/2013 at 09:00

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Dude what car is that, love the mirror.

Blondude > Jonathan Harper 09/25/2013 at 09:01

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m2m, apex detective > Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger 09/25/2013 at 09:04

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Side mirror says Macca 12C.

m2m, apex detective > archovist 09/25/2013 at 09:05

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Here's anoter clue. :D

philipilihp > Jonathan Harper 09/25/2013 at 09:05

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Is that the MP4-12C? I hope you at least had a really good time before getting pulled over...

ncasolowork2 > Jonathan Harper 09/25/2013 at 09:05

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I'm assuming they didn't impound the vehicle at least?

Cixelsyd > Jonathan Harper 09/25/2013 at 09:07

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Lawyer: "Judge, it was a McLaren. Come on."

Judge: "Case dismissed."

Jonathan Harper > Jayhawk Jake 09/25/2013 at 09:08

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I was lucky to not be arrested. In ny more than doubling the limit is a felony.

Jonathan Harper > Cixelsyd 09/25/2013 at 09:09

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Unlikely. Mandatory court appearance, not looking forward to that.

Jayhawk Jake > Jonathan Harper 09/25/2013 at 09:12

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Damn

ASheep > Jonathan Harper 09/25/2013 at 09:14

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"It's not my car officer, I'm just not used to the throttle yet... I swear..."

Cixelsyd > Jonathan Harper 09/25/2013 at 09:22

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Yeah. I'm a lawyer. I understand how it will work. I was joking in my post. Sounds like you were going pretty fast. You looking at any sort of license suspension?

Takuro Spirit > Jonathan Harper 09/25/2013 at 09:23

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Face the wall.

webmonkees > Jonathan Harper 09/25/2013 at 09:25

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I suppose by now every other lawyer has attempted the argument that a performance car is more responsive at speed than say, the cop car. Then the cop gives them a ticket anyway.

MonkeePuzzle > Jonathan Harper 09/25/2013 at 09:48

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guess you shoulda stuck to driving the go kart :P

details... assuming you can provide them and your employer isn't raging over this event

WarShrike > Jonathan Harper 09/25/2013 at 09:55

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At least you weren't trying to beat the Manhattan 'Ring record :)

Meatcoma > ASheep 09/25/2013 at 09:57

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Worked once. The first time it was ever used probably in a Model T or something.

Meatcoma > Jonathan Harper 09/25/2013 at 09:58

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30 over could get you a one way ticket to jail here.

MonkeePuzzle > Jonathan Harper 09/25/2013 at 10:10

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could be worse?

archovist > m2m, apex detective 09/25/2013 at 10:42

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No mistaking those vents!

Turner950s > Jonathan Harper 09/25/2013 at 11:17

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Next time try and outrun the cop. I know a guy in Liberty Cit-er, "Manhattan" that can make this problem go away.

feather-throttle-not-hair > Jonathan Harper 09/25/2013 at 11:29

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My best friends brother was nailed doing 140 in a 40 (honda liter bike) and then running.

It was bad, but a few years later he's probably the most successful person I know. So it didn't ruin his life, so there's that I guess.

Jonathan Harper > Meatcoma 09/25/2013 at 21:08

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Same here but it's at the discretion of the cop.

Jonathan Harper > WarShrike 09/25/2013 at 21:10

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Might as well have been.

adamcccmanhattan > Jonathan Harper 09/26/2013 at 22:47

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you play too much GTA

Jonathan Harper > adamcccmanhattan 09/26/2013 at 23:33

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Yeah crazy how good graphics are these days. That actually looks real right!